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| Tuesday March 14, 2006. Issue 0012, Democrats don't deserve us. |
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| In today's issue: |
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*permanent headline* More die in Iraq
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| Warning: The following contains blue language. |
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| Senate Democrats are the biggest pussies on Earth. Absolute Biggest, Fucking, Pussies, Ever, To, Walk, The Earth. PUSSIES. DEMOCRATS=100% PUSSBAGS!!! |
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| Here. Excerpt: Senate Democrats on Monday blocked an immediate vote on a call by one of their own to censure President Bush for his eavesdropping program. They acted after Republicans said they were eager to pass judgment on a proposal that they portrayed as baseless and disruptive to the antiterror effort. Minutes before Senator Russell D. Feingold, Democrat of Wisconsin, formally introduced his resolution reprimanding Mr. Bush, Senator Bill Frist of Tennessee, the majority leader, said Republicans were ready to vote by day's end or Tuesday. "When we're talking about censure of the president of the United States at a time of war, when this president is out defending the American people with a very good, lawful, constitutional program, it is serious business," Mr. Frist said. "If they want to make an issue out of it, we're willing to do just that." Democrats, while distancing themselves from Mr. Feingold's assertion that the president "plainly broke the law" in approving surveillance without warrants, said his proposal merited more consideration than a hasty vote. Sure, let's cave again. Way to go, you worthless fucks. Don't you realize that if the Republicans refuse to censure the president it makes them just as guilty as he is and you can exploit that? Has anyone in the Democratic party ever learned how to play politics? Bush obviously broke the law. Feingold is moving that the Senate acknowledge this. If the Republicans don't bite then the Republicans are essentially aiding the president and are acting as his accomplices in crime. Use it. Use it to your advantage. Jesus, I am now pulling for Feingold to be the nominee in '08. Screw everyone else at this point. The president's approval is 30%. Thirty-fucking-percent. Let me spell this out for you. A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N-S T-H-I-N-K T-H-E P-R-E-S-I-D-E-N-T I-S A C-R-M-I-N-A-L A-N-D W-A-N-T H-I-M O-U-T O-F O-F-F-I-C-E! Do your damn job and be a fucking opposition party for once. Miserable sacks of shit. |
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| Loser Bush begins new PR blitz on Iraq |
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| Here. Excerpt: President Bush on Monday pushed back at critics on the left and right who had urged that American troops be withdrawn from Iraq before they were caught in a civil war, contending in the first of a new series of speeches that his strategy is working and declaring, "We will not lose our nerve." Forum: The Transition in Iraq Yet Mr. Bush acknowledged that the conflict that began three years ago next week, when he ordered the start of an invasion to topple Saddam Hussein, had taken on a different complexion with the recent acceleration of sectarian violence. Twice he used the words "civil war" in his speech, but only to describe the objectives of Sunnis, Saddamists and members of Al Qaeda seeking to keep a new government from forming, rather than to characterize the current state of events. PR is all this idiot understands. Keep lying until it's truth... Or burns a hole in your soul. |
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| Issac Hayes leaves South Park after cashing tons of checks but finally getting offended when Matt and Trey tell the truth about Scientology |
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| "Heaven's children. The genetically modified space aliens from whom we descended came from the heavens because they were chased for thousands of years by an evil space alien warlord." |
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| Here. Excerpt: When “South Park” ’s Chef felt the heat of Scientology satire, he got out of the kitchen. Isaac Hayes announced yesterday that he was quitting Comedy Central’s hit animated show after being the voice of Chef for its first nine seasons. “There is a place in the world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins,” Hayes said. “As a civil rights activist of the past 40 years, I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices.” Hayes had defended the show in the past for offending just about everybody. “This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology,” show co-creator, Matt Stone, told the Associated Press. “He has no problem - and he’s cashed plenty of checks - with our show making fun of Christians.” Scientology is probably the stupidest large religion out there. It is absurd and South Park proved it. Knowing that Hayes is willing to poke fun at every other religion in the world but only takes offense when Scientology is made fun of shows him to be weak. |
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| NASA scientists baffled by comet dust discovery, I am not baffled |
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| Here. Excerpt: Tiny pieces of minerals that form at high temperatures have been found in the comet fragments retrieved by NASA's Stardust mission, scientists announced Monday. The discovery challenges conventional thinking on how comets — collections of ice and rock — formed in the early days of the solar system. The robotic Stardust spacecraft descended into the Utah desert by parachute on Jan. 15, ending a seven-year, nearly 3-billion-mile journey through the solar system to retrieve fragments of the comet Wild 2. Astronomers have long assumed that comets formed in the most distant reaches of the solar system, where temperatures barely rise above absolute zero. But an initial examination of the Wild 2 fragments revealed tiny pieces of minerals previously extracted from meteorites that had been born close to the sun at temperatures exceeding 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Planetary science is my specialty in school. Many meteorites that are discovered are the remnants of comets that burned off all of their volatiles over the last 4+ billion years of going around the sun and are only left with rocky material before entering our atmosphere. Also, solar winds in the early solar system would push warm, gaseous volatiles further out in the solar system where they would condense around rocky material (much like happens with water vapor and dust particles here on Earth. |
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| In more space news... |
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| New planet about 13 Earth masses discovered orbiting star 9,000 light years away |
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| Here. Excerpt: PLANETS similar to Earth are far more common than previously thought and may be found in a third of all the galaxy’s solar systems, say scientists. Astronomers hunting for planets have found one with the mass of Neptune 9,000 light years away from our Sun. They believe it is similar in composition to Earth. Initial analysis suggests that, like Earth, it has a rocky core, though at minus 184C (-300F) its surface is covered with ice rather than water. The discovery, using a new technique called gravitational microlensing, has forced scientists to revise their estimates of how many Earth-type planets exist. Microlensing is also opening up the prospects of finding another planet of the same type and mass as Earth, regarded as the holy grail of astronomers, because it is such a sensitive method. If you think this is cool just wait until the James Webb telescope goes into space around 2011 or so. That thing will straight-up take pictures of planets. We won't be looking for stellar wobbles any more after that... ...Unless, of course, Bush cancels that program too. |
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| Another day, another 40-or-so bodies found shot and discarded in Baghdad |
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| Things just keep getting better over there. I don't understand why the president would have to go on a PR blitz to try to convince the public of this. Here. Excerpt: Police found at least 40 bodies — shot and discarded — in Baghdad in the previous 24 hours, the Interior Ministry said Tuesday, underscoring fears that deadly bombings in the capital Sunday night would ignite sectarian reprisal attacks. The bodies were found in both Shiite and Sunni Muslim areas, many of them among Baghdad's most dangerous neighborhoods, said Maj. Falah al-Mohammedawi of the Interior Ministry. Scorched pavement, destroyed shops, burned out cars and four men shot in the head then hanged from electricity pylons — victims of revenge killings — awaited Shiite residents emerging from their homes Monday in Baghdad's Sadr City slum. Two words: civil, war. |
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| Bush to spend billions more to treat symptom while real problem remains in the Whitehouse |
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| Here. Excerpt: The United States is pouring billions more dollars and fresh platoons of experts into its campaign to "defeat IEDs," the roadside bombs President Bush describes as threat No. 1 to Iraq's future. The American military even plans to build special, more defensible highways here, in its frustrating standoff with the makeshift munitions — "improvised explosive devices" — that Iraqi insurgents field by the hundreds to hobble U.S. road movements in the 3-year-old conflict. Out on those risky roads, and back at the Pentagon, few believe that even the most advanced technology will eliminate the threat. "As we've improved our armor, the enemy's improved his IEDs. They're bigger, and with better detonating mechanisms," said Maj. Randall Simmons, whose Georgia National Guard unit escorts convoys in western Iraq that are regularly rocked, damaged and delayed by roadside blasts. The president said that IEDs represent the "No. 1 threat to Iraq's future." Funny, I could swear that Civil War would be the No. 1 threat. Then again what do I know? I am only someone who reads more than the headlines at breakfast. |
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| Tunnels used in Jewish revolt against Romans discovered |
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| Here. Excerpt: Underground chambers and tunnels used during a Jewish revolt against the Romans nearly 2,000 years ago have been uncovered in northern Israel, archaeologists said Monday. The Jews laid in supplies and were preparing to hide from the Romans during their revolt in A.D. 66-70, the experts said. The pits, which are linked by short tunnels, would have served as a concealed subterranean home. Yardenna Alexandre of the Israel Antiquities Authority said the find shows the ancient Jews planned and prepared for the uprising, contrary to the common perception that the revolt began spontaneously. |
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| Plumbing mix up gives woman beer from her taps, local pub finds Michelob Ultra coming from theirs |
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| Here. Excerpt: It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer. Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps. |
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| US continues wasteful pursuit of Vietnam draftdodgers |
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| Here. Excerpt: Vancouver — The peaceniks and draft resisters who flooded into Canada during the Vietnam War grew up long ago. Now they are aging, their hair grey. Many are grandfathers. But the long arm of justice in the United States is forever vigilant. Late last week, U.S. authorities nabbed a quiet, 56-year-old retired Canadian as he headed into Idaho from his home in B.C. They quickly hauled him off to prison. Allen Abney's crime? Thirty-eight years ago, while still a teenager, he deserted from the U.S. Marines as he was about to be sent to Vietnam and took refuge in Canada. Today, he is being held in a military prison at a large Marine base in San Diego, where he faces the possibility of a court-martial. When they took him into custody, U.S. authorities confiscated his shoes, his suspenders, his reading glasses and his false teeth, said his distraught daughter, Jessica Abney. To make matters worse, Mr. Abney's brother, Gerry, died Saturday in hospital, and by late yesterday afternoon, his family had still not been allowed to tell Mr. Abney. The official who answered the phone at the prison told them to contact the American Red Cross. "This is a nightmare out of nowhere," Ms. Abney said. "My mom can't eat or sleep. They've never been separated this long before." Mr. Abney, a grandfather, was arrested as he went with his wife, Adrienne, across their local border crossing in the East Kootenays region of B.C. for a brief holiday in Reno, a crossing they had made many times without any problems. Not this time. Border officials ran the couple's passports through their database, and Mr. Abney's 1968 desertion showed up. His last words to his wife were: "They're putting me in jail." I thought there was only no statute of limitations for murder and that all draft dodgers were given a reprieve? What is wrong with this country? |
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| Oooh, GoogleMars gets launched. |
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| War of the Roses, Latin Style |
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| World Baseball Classic's Monday scores: |
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| Korea whupt USA 7-3. Did I call that one or what? Korea all the way, baby. The Dominican Republic also won 7-3 over Cuba. Cuba is so used to being the top-dog in international play. I bet they are disappointed because they are done in this tourney. Venezuela blanks Puerto Rico 6-0. I did not see this one coming. Seattle's Pinero still pitched a good game but it just wasn't good enough. PR was dominating in its 4 previous games. Venezuela had been lacking |
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| Tomorrow's WBC games: |
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| Just two: Japan/Mexico in a do-or-die game. Should be great. Mexico has had some of the best pitching in the Tournament and Japan is smarting after a crappy call basically gave the US an undeserved victory on Sunday. Venezuela/Dominican Republic also in a do-or-die game. Loser out. My money is still on DR. |
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