HoustonWade.com
The official Site of Houston Wade and his ramblings on politics and life.
March 2, 2006 Issue 0003, Wow, It looks like Brown may have been right?
Aren't you curious as to
what is going to be on
this side of the page in
the future?
New video from AP shows Brown as competent and Bush and
Chertoff as inept.  Is Brown in the clear?
Link to AP article on the video and a link to the video itself.  I may have to offer Brown
an apology for all the horse-lawyer comments and jokes I've made about him these
last six months.

Excerpt:

WASHINGTON (AP) -- In dramatic and sometimes agonizing terms, federal disaster
officials warned President Bush and his homeland security chief before Hurricane
Katrina struck that the storm could breach levees, put lives at risk in New Orleans'
Superdome and overwhelm rescuers, according to confidential video footage.

Bush didn't ask a single question during the final briefing before Katrina struck on
Aug. 29, but he assured soon-to-be-battered state officials: "We are fully prepared."

The footage - along with seven days of transcripts of briefings obtained by The
Associated Press - show in excruciating detail that while federal officials anticipated
the tragedy that unfolded in New Orleans and elsewhere along the Gulf Coast, they
were fatally slow to realize they had not mustered enough resources to deal with the
unprecedented disaster.

Is it me or does that, "Bush didn't ask a single question" part sound a little like Judge
Thomas on the Supreme Court?

Four days after the storm Bush is quoted as saying, "I don't think anybody
anticipated the breach of the levees."  When infact the video of the teleconference
celary shows experts talking about the possibility of levee failure.  Sort of like when
Condoleezza Rice called the August 6th, 2001 memo warning of an impending attack
from al Qaeda a "historical document."
Bush makes surprise visit to Afghanistan and announces that we
won't cut and run and then he cut and ran to?...
India!  Bush found himself in India on Wednesday
Where the population either didn't care or marched calling for his death.  Wow that is
a big change from when Clinton visited India in 2000 and was showered with flower
petals, huh?
Then
Now
If Bush steps out of his bullet-proof Suburban when not inside a parking garage I will
be impressed.  That's what you get when you have basically declared war on poor
Muslims around the world (we do business with the rich ones) and you visit the
second largest Muslim country in the world, India.

The times, they are a changin'.
Hey, and after India where is Bush going to next?
Oh, Pakistan.  There's government on the edge.  A car bomb went off right near the
US Consulate in Karachi today.  Well, good luck with that.
First official piece of mail!!!  Yippy!
Houston -

Found your site from Bartcop. Good start; love your viewpoint! If you
do this on a regular basis, you'll be as popular as Bart! (Maybe that's a
good thing?)

RLR
Cool, huh?  Thank you, RLR, for reading and responding.  I just realized I should put
things in here to remind people to contact me about whatever; story ideas,
suggestions, critiques, whatever...

Bartcop rules and he knows I have all the love and admiration in the world for him.  
When I get a few more dollars together I want to actually give it to him for being there
almost everyday posting and scouring the news sites.  I am just hoping he does
another Bartfest this summer.  It has been almost 4 years since the last one and I
had a blast.

Bart, you're awesome.  Everyone go to his site right now:
bartcop.com.

If you have any comments of any kind just send them to me immediately, without
delay.
houstonwade@houstonwade.com
The Senate hates America as much as ever, moves to renew "Patriot"
Act
Hey, US Senators, fuck you guys.  Bush doesn't even need the PATRIOT Act
because he already is getting away with warrant-less wiretapping.  We made it 225
years as a country with out a stupid act granting huge invasions of privacy by the US
government.  Is our foundation in Democracy that weak that we have to do this?  At
least a
little Compromise is coming out of this.  Maybe someday it will get
compromised into oblivion...  After the invasion by the ruling Chinese Empire in 2062.
Hussein is good at this.  Scott Peterson should have been so lucky to
of had him as his lawyer.
Saddam countered charges of mass-murder by informing the court Wednesday that
he legally had a responsibility to crush his opposition.  The US was so retarded for
not wanting to bring this guy to the World Court at the Hague.  Stupid, stupid USA.  
Saddam and his team are making an absolute embarrassment out of this court.  
Saddam might be evil but he is incredibly smart and is outwitting everyone involved.  
He seamlessly and without fail still refers to himself as the president of Iraq, judges
have quit, the trial has been halted several times, even the beard and snappy suit
works.

Will this trial ever reach a point where a verdict can be reached?  What happens
when civil war overtakes the country like it is starting to?  A court-case is not going to
be high on the list of priorities once everybody is committing mass-murder.
Speaking of "civil war"...
Evictions May Foreshadow Iraq Civil War
Excerpt:

BAGHDAD, Iraq — The sectarian cleansing that drove 68-year-old Abbas al-Saiedi
from his home may be as alarming a sign of a country on the brink of civil war as the
killings that have swept Iraq in the past week.

Masked gunmen carrying rocket-propelled grenade launchers and automatic rifles
kicked down the gate at his house, fired into the air and told the Shiite he had 48
hours to get his family out of the predominantly Sunni neighborhood in west Baghdad.

Iraq is so fucked at this point.  All the major generals and military planners of this war
told Bush, Wolfowitz and Rumsfeld that they needed at least a same-sized force as
the first Gulf War (600,000 personel) if not more.  What did they get? 135,000
soldiers; half of whom are weekend warriors, bankers, students, convenience store
clerks, etc...

Same thing is happening in Afghanistan where we still only control a third of the
country.

Time and time again we are confronted with the results of poor decision-making by
our elected leaders.  There is no way the Republicans are going to keep congress
come this Fall.
Afghanistan has one natural resource, Bush wants it gone
Afghanistan is controlled by three major groups.  The US, the Taliban (yes, still) and
the warlords.  The warlords are fickle and can change sides at the drop of a hat.  
What's the hat?  Opium production.  It is the only money maker the country has until
they can watch natural gas flow from Turkmenistan to Pakistan.  

When that happens there will be plenty of jobs to repair the sabotaged line on a daily
basis.  It seems that Bush wants to accelerate the pipeline-sabotage option just a bit
and is
cracking down on the warlords' bread and butter, poppy flowers.  I guess we
will find out how this all turns out, huh?
Remember when Bush said that we should use Nigerian troops as
peace keepers in Africa during the 2000 debates?
When are they going to start keeping the peace in Nigeria?  At least they have
released some hostages and no one is dead yet.  Nigeria has been fighting its own
civil war off and on since the nation's inception.  Add to this a debilitating AIDS
epidemic and a growing, angry, fundamentalist Muslim population in the north that
wants more control...  How is Nigeria ever going to have surplus resources to help its
neighbors?
Hey, check it out.  Bush cares about bin Laden again!
Funny that's not what he said in 2002:

"I don’t know where he is. Nor — you know, I just don’t spend that much time
on him really, to be honest with you. I....I truly am not that concerned about
him."
-President Bush

So now it's back to
tie up loose ends, Mr President?

Excerpt:

KABUL, Afghanistan - In a surprise visit under extraordinary security, President Bush
expressed unwavering confidence Wednesday that Osama bin Laden will be
captured despite years of fruitless manhunts for the elusive terrorist leader who ran
training camps in Afghanistan and plotted the deadly attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

Bush ordered Air Force One, on a flight to India, to make a secret detour to this war-
scarred country to show U.S. support for the fledgling democracy led by President
Hamid Karzai, whose authority has been weakened by suicide bombings and rising
violence by insurgents.

There are more than 18,000 U.S. forces in Afghanistan, and Bush said their mission
was "to help this new democracy not only survive but to flourish."
 

This is pathetic.  We should have accomplished this 4 years ago instead of getting
distracted by poorly planning the current disaster in Iraq.

Yawn.

Lip Service.
12 year-old puts gum on $1.5 painting, calls it "art"
Some kid in Detroit put his gum on some painting and now everybody is upset.  That
kid is a badass.
Japanese kick US automakers' asses again, no one is shocked, GM
decides to release a truck the size of planetoid in response to
consumers choosing smaller, fuel-efficient cars
Here.

Excerpt:

DETROIT - For the first time in nine years, all of the top picks in Consumer Reports'
annual vehicle guide are made by Japanese automakers. The Honda Civic is the
magazine's top small sedan, while the Toyota Highlander Hybrid is the top mid-sized
sport utility vehicle, according to results released Wednesday.

Vehicles from Nissan Motor Co. and Subaru, a division of Fuji Heavy Industries Ltd.,
round out the top picks in 10 categories.

When are US-based companies going to learn that making piles o' crap just doesn't
cut it any more?
New bulge in Yellowstone discovered
Scientist have discovered a new bulge that is 25 miles across and 5 inches high
across a chunk of Yellowstone.  Cool.  
Batholiths are my favorite kind of geologic
process.
Pearl Jam announces that they are releasing a new studio album, maybe this
time it won't suck
I wasted $17 on that piece of shit "Riot Act" and was soooooo booooooored listening
to it.  How come old Pearl Jam had intensity in their studio albums and turned into old
men around 1996?  Their live shows still have fire--Vedder still yells and screams in
those--but the studio shit is so slow and boring.  Eddie Vedder sounds like he's on
valium or something during the songs.

Anyway, it is coming out in May and we should start hearing songs from it on the
radio next week.
The University of Washington baseball team is good this year. You
should see them back in the ranking again soon.  Zach Clem is a
monster he should be a fairly high draft pick this year he just needs to
get some more hits to lift his average.
I have a theory about Seattle sports.  if a GM's name is an alliteration then they are
going to suck.  Wally Walker sucks for the Sonics,  Woody Woodward sucked for the
Mariners 10 years ago and Bill Bavasi sucks for the Mariners today.
So Washington is finally going to outlaw bestiality?
It's only about 8 months and 1 perforated anus too late, but a good start nonetheless.
Today's page is short but they start growing more and more.  Just give it and
me some more time.
Last Issue
Please, If you do use anything off of this site reference it back to me so that I can become
famous.  Thank You.
Just stare at those lines.  Isn't it just
wigging you out?